I hear this from just about every asshole on television these days: “At the end of the day, ___________________.” At the end of the day, I know I made the right decision. At the end of the day, that’s just how it’s turned out. At the end of the day, giving [...]

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I can’t stop giggling when I hear every voice in popular media refer (at the clip of a million times per hour) to “Barack Obama’s massive stimulus package.” It sounds to me like a big, fiscal cock that’s supposed to magically fuck the economy back to fertility.
And the fawning manner in which [...]

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Fuck the banks.
I mean that. They have proven themselves to be corrupt, stupid, and utterly incompetent handlers of money, and the illusion of their necessity is fading. Usury is for assholes anyway.
Divide the money evenly, and let’s call it a day. No better way to help the economy than to [...]

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This is Keith Olberman’s cogent, eloquent, and surprisingly emotional diatribe against the recent passage of Proposition 8 into California law — a proposition which “rescinded the right of same-sex couples to marry.”

(via Gutterslut)

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I’ve already sent in my absentee ballot. I voted for — gasps of shock — Barack Obama. If any of you reading this blog tend toward the “disaffected apolitical hipster” category, put it on the shelf for one fucking hour and vote. It matters on many levels. Competent, intelligent leadership (though [...]

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I just helped Spencer move his furniture and shit to the new place, closer to the citified part of Austin (away from the West Hills and Bee Caves, towards North Central). Come Monday, and pending my survival of whatever Hurricane Ike throws at me, I’ll have my own route as a pool cleaner — [...]

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1.) I am no longer in the employ of the federal government. After 24 consecutive shift-hours of being yelled at by ex-military parasites in flesh-threads, I threw in the towel, then the Molotov cocktail, then ran like hell. Uncle Sam be damned.
2.) I am no longer in a relationship. We [...]

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