Apparently my computer literacy lab assistant learned English from 13-year-old Americans in a chat room:
—– Original Message —–
From: gutterslut
Date: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 6:03 pm
Subject: COMP 1200 lab
Dear Ms. Lab Assistant,
My name is Sluttergut Gutterslut and I am enrolled in your Computer
Literacy
lab (section 125). Due to illness, I was unable to attend the
first
section of [...]

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