“Tonight,” I thought, “I sleep tight and long and pray under the stars for the Lord to bring me to Buddhahood after my Buddhawork is done, amen.” And as it was Christmas, I added “Lord bless you all and merry tender Christmas on all your rooftops and I hope angels squat there the night of [...]

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A statue of the infant Jesus on display near Miami in Florida is being fitted with a Global Positioning System device after the original figurine was stolen.

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and they’re taking over our fitness shows.

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Presenting the next installment in:
“The Official SomethingEvil Bestest-New-Album-Just-Released-and-Nominated-By-No-One-Else-But-Me”

CunninLynguists – Dirty Acres
Seriously, I command you all to acquire this album by any means necessary. I promise it won’t leave your CD player for at least a week.

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